I was walking the dog last night, on our usual route, when I saw a guy in the neighborhood taking out his trash. This didn't seem odd, since different companies pick up different days of the week. When I got close though, we had a little conversation that went:
Neighborhood Guy: Excuse me? Me: Yes? NG: Is today Tuesday or Wednesday Me: (thinking) It's Tuesday NG: Crap, I'm taking my trash out a day early.