IT Guy: You have a secondary machine, a Compaq DeskPro with Windows XP. I remember you requested it to do some testing / development work under Windows XP. Now that your new PC is running Windows XP, do you have a need for the Compaq?
Me: Not that I can think of off the top of my head. Paperweight, maybe? :)
IT Guy: In that case, I'll stop by and pick it up later today. We are short on paperweights...:-)