Lady: blah, blah, blah. I'm calling to offer you a special on DIAL UP internet for only $10/month.
Me: Really? (why are they even calling me?)
Lady: Yes, it's a special deal just for you.
Me: No, don't understand, I don't want dialup, I've got broadband (as a matter of fact, I don't even have a real phone line).
Lady: But it's only $10 per month.
Me: Thanks (click).