1. Describe the condition of your keyboard:
Generally good, clean, though old. It's a MS Natural Keyboard Pro, which they don't make anymore, so I cant' replace it.
2. Can you sing, or are you always out of key?
No
3. What keys do you carry with you?
Car key, unless I'm going to PA, then PA house keys.
4. What is the key to personal happiness?
Good friends
5. What gets you keyed up?
Stupidity